How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?

I can't help it I'm hooked.

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why does the letter A look like a flower?

Because Bs like flowers.

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.