How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What does a ghost drink?

Boo's.

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.