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How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey