How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey!

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds