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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Pop Star Jokes More Pop Star Jokes

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes