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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia, Later!

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping?

Meringue-harangue