Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

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What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Meringue-harangue

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