3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Because they don't have wing mirrors.
Remove an electron.
A urinarrator.
Swine language
Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you
One.
Two, but how do they get in there?
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
It's your dad.
