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How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.