3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
Give her a shovel!
He joins AARP
I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.
Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.
One, plus or minus one.
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!
None. It's already lit fam.
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
A senior high school math problem.
