Why couldn't the 3 speed mixer get auto insurance?

He was high whisk.

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What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout