How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

2scooby4doo

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!