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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.