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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.