How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

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Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.