How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.