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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.