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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.