How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.