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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

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What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.