Drunk Driving Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Regret Jokes More Regret Jokes

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

Star Wars Character Jokes More Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

Drunk Jokes More Drunk Jokes

What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Drunk!

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Realise Jokes More Realise Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did one math book say to the other math book?

You've got problems.

What is your Problem?

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