Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.
In car, serrated
DU-WHY!
I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Dodged-a-Rango
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
I can't remember.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
You got a friend in me.
A bee is an aeroplane!
Masterchief
Because they're baked snacks.
Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!
I'm cured!
Liam Nissan
Because he had a cataract!
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.