Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.
In car, serrated
DU-WHY!
I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Pandemonium breaks out.
The chemist may frown.
A dead centipede.
Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
Brake dance.
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
I don't know but it's not rhelephant.
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.
In an American nursing home.
Follow the slime trail.