Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.
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In car, serrated
DU-WHY!
I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
It hit the chicken. Bazing!
Protect and swerve.
Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
Waiting for a bus.
A nun in a car accident.
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
Santapplause!
X-Men.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
It was in A-minor
Because they're shiftless.
The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!
His heart stops bleeding.
