Drunk Driving Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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Han Double

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For the watch.

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A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"