Drunk Driving Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

Because the capital is always Dublin!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife