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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

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What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What is your Problem?

Darren: Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!