What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.