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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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He couldn't see it coming

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Oh give it arrest.

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He was caught red handed.

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A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.