Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How, would you answer this question?

No. -How

What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.