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Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins