Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.