Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.