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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.