How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark