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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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A sweet potato.

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill