What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.