How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill