What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

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When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

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Washington C.D

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What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!

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To liquidate their bills.

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Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill