What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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What flies through the jungle singing opera?

The parrots of Penzance!

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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What do you call a white duck?

A quacker

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!