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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

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Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

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What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

What do you call a religious duck?

A Quacker