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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!

What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**