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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.