What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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Why is politics for the birds?

Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

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What do you call a religious duck?

A Quacker

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!