What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

What's a blonde's favourite wine?

"Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

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What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

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Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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A bird that talks in morse code!

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What do you call a religious duck?

A Quacker