What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

A-CAW!

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

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What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!