What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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Just put it on my bill.

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Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.