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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!