What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

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Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

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Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)