What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"