What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)