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What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.