Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

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What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall.

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.