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Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

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What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.