Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall.