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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

What, why?

Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side