What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been?!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!