What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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What do you call a green cow in a field?

Invisibull.

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)