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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!