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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.