Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
Girl: No, I am a dentist.
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
Mom and Dad.
They are used to being chaste.
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Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!