Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

Previous Random Joke Next

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Gungan Jokes More Gungan Jokes

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.

Jar Jar Jokes More Jar Jar Jokes

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.