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Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.

What do you call gungan served raw?

Tartare Binks...

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When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.