Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.