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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

R/jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.