Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

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Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What is yellow and wears a mask?

The Lone Lemon.

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.