Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.