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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What is the most up-voted comment of all time?

Repost

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross