Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.