What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR