What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.