How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.