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How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Basilian.

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you