How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

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What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you