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How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you