How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Apple User Jokes More Apple User Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.