Apple User Jokes

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

Apple Jack Jokes More Apple Jack Jokes

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.