Ebt Jokes

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I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.