Ebt Jokes

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Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints!

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

(Scream) APPLE!!!

What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid