Ebt Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.