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Ebt Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call Apple's next beauty product?

The iLiner.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.