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Ebt Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.