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Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level