Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

What do cats major in college?

String theory!!

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level