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Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

College Jokes More College Jokes

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level