Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?

A harenet.

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

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What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

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Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level