Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why go to college?

There's Google.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level