Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

Grade six.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

How high is a stoner sailor?

Sea Level.