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Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level