What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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