What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*