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What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far