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What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

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Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far