What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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A viper!

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What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!