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What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*