What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch