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What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch