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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Heifer Jokes More Heifer Jokes

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.