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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

Heifer Jokes More Heifer Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.