What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

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Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Heifer Jokes More Heifer Jokes

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.