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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Heifer Jokes More Heifer Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.