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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Heifer Jokes More Heifer Jokes

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.