What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Heifer Jokes More Heifer Jokes

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.