What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.