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Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn?

Decaf coffee.

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie