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Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

Why should you not shop for plywood?

You'll get bored.

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Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie