Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why did the butcher die?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.