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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Who would steal an artificial leg?

Im stumped.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.