Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.