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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.