Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment