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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.