Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!