Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!