Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....