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Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

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Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.