Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke