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Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U":