Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....