How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What's cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?

Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer