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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

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Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

Where is popcorn