How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

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Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.