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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

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How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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What did baby corn say to momma corn?

Where is popcorn

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk