Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

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When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

Hillbilly Jokes More Hillbilly Jokes

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin