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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

Hillbilly Jokes More Hillbilly Jokes

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin