Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Poor Man Jokes More Poor Man Jokes

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

How does a poor mans cube look like?

It's a sphere.