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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

What's a blind deer's favorite dance move?

A no-see-doe

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!