Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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What's a blind deer's favorite dance move?

A no-see-doe

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

How does a poor mans cube look like?

It's a sphere.