What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

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How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

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How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.