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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was.

Rich Man Jokes More Rich Man Jokes

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Poor Man Jokes More Poor Man Jokes

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

How does a poor mans cube look like?

It's a sphere.

Canopy Jokes More Canopy Jokes

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed