What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

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How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

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How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed