What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.