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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What can't a man with no arms break?

His fall.

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!