What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.