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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!

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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired.

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What's the worst gift to give to an anti-vaxxer?

Blankets.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!