What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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The tomato was in a can.

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A sheet in the dark!

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Don't get your sheets dirty!

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!