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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.