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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

Because of the tally-ban

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!