How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.