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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

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What is Iraq's national bird?

Duck.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

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What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*