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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

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Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

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Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

What country do I live?

Iran