How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

What country do I live?

Iran