How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

Because of the tally-ban

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

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How did I get out of Iraq?

Iran

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)