Because there's a Target on every corner!
Because there are Targets on every corner.
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
Iran.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
69 with 3 people watching!
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.
His parents weren't 18 or older.
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
Pout-ry farm..
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
Infideli-tea.
Because he overcame the dark side
Got so excited she wet her plants.
He joins AARP
Everything, given enough time
He was undercover *!*
Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today
