Because of the tele-ban.
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Coffee Mug
Bombs
Because of the towel ban
You get Talibanned
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.
At the infideli counter.
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Because of the tally-ban
The Sims
Because there's a Target on every corner!
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Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
Because there are Targets on every corner.
IUD
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
Iran.
An American drone.
The Boeing 757
Osama bin Latte
KABOOM!!
Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)
Because they're 90 degrees!
You get a frostbite.
Someone stole the book.
Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
Middle school.
With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain
Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.
No one knows.
A shopping bag can carry a child.
One can raise a child
The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.
Guess where this finger's going.
Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.
