Because of the tele-ban.
Bombs
Because of the towel ban
Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.
At the infideli counter.
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Because of the tally-ban
The Sims
Because there's a Target on every corner!
Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
Because there are Targets on every corner.
IUD
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
Iran.
An American drone.
The Boeing 757
Osama Bin Latte
KABOOM!!
They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed
The Samsung Note 7
Dried red paint
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.
A boomerang
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Because he overcame the dark side
Because I like to sleep around.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
In Iraq.
Elephants never forget.
