Because of the tele-ban.
Bombs
Because of the towel ban
Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.
At the infideli counter.
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Because of the tally-ban
The Sims
Because there's a Target on every corner!
Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
Because there are Targets on every corner.
IUD
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
Iran.
An American drone.
The Boeing 757
Osama Bin Latte
KABOOM!!
With a pig pen.
A. Electricity.
You turn me on
It's not there anymore.
You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.
Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.
A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.
Earthquakes stop shaking
A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.
A toe-mat-o.
A bat mat.
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
With fade out and to credits.
A refund.
Duck.