A Muslim
From a cat-alogue!
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
He became a Muslim.
To the Allahu Akbar
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Note 7
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
