A Muslim
He buys it from Starbucks...
She writes a Chopin Liszt.
A Terrista
Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.
Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.