Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

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Where do you buy Pikmin from?

The Oli-Mart

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.