What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?

Vein-illa.

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.