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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening!

What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'