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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!