What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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A sphinxter.

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What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite