What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who's there! Bach! Bach who?

Bach to work!

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season