What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

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There was nothing left but de Brie.

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It doesn't work.

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Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!