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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening!

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!