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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel