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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year?

A celery increase.

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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.