Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.