Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin