Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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What do you call inexplicably missing aioli?

Awoli.

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

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What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin