Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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What do you call Batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone?

You Poke-r Face.

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Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

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Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin