What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

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What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

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Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.