What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.