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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board