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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

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What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

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What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.