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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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A Ghost Pepper.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.