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Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.