Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

Hummer Jokes More Hummer Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.