Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

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Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

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Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.