Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.