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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

Fella Jokes More Fella Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal