Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Because he was fed up with the hole business!

River Jokes More River Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the football go to the bank?

To get is quarterback.

Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

Fella Jokes More Fella Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal