Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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Why do black people where baggy pants?

Cause they're knee grows!

Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

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How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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The cold shoulder

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal