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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

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What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

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How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

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When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed