Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
A second line
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Boo Jeans
Mosqui-toes.
Its One Direction of course.
The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
He kilt himself
The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
