What is she doing?

The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

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Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal