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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine?

A second line

What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

2000 Year Jokes More 2000 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Second Come Jokes More Second Come Jokes

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.