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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

2000 Year Jokes More 2000 Year Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Second Come Jokes More Second Come Jokes

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.