How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.

2000 Year Jokes More 2000 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Second Come Jokes More Second Come Jokes

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.