The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.
Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!
In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
Manhatin'
Well they deleted
Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes.
He was second to Nun.
Cause they lack the towers.
Because they lack taters
R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N