What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

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What is Tigger's favorite day?

Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

How do you spell hypocrisy?

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