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What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

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What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.