What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

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What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N