The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.
It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
The blonde has a higher sperm count.
Because of all the Hymns.
A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.
Because it was More ER Tea.
Spa-catti!
It lacks gravity.
Because they lacked common scents...
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