Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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