Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

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When did this start?

And the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

How do you start making big bucks?

With a little doe

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

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What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.