Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears