And the gentleman replies, "When did what start "
Compound interest
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.
The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
Because he was dying to do so.
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.