When did this start?

And the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.