And the gentleman replies, "When did what start "
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
An insti-GATOR!
I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
Please! I in cyst!