What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.