What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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What happened to Wendy from Wendy's?

The Baconator

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.