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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

Who started the campfire website?

Some bright spark.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What is hail?

Hard-boiled rain.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.