What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

R/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off