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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

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An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.