What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

Neck Romancer Jokes More Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!