A neck-romancer
They're both only three fifths of a person
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!
T They're just trying to raise a family.
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
