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What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Neck Romancer Jokes More Neck Romancer Jokes

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.