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What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.