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What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

Neck Romancer Jokes More Neck Romancer Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.